Sunday, November 22, 2020

How Much Weird Media Do You Need?



In the vein of these things

1. Photos of Tundra 1999 - A collection of 37 photos of a snowy field presumably located in Canada. Many photographs include various humanoid figures made of light, floating or walking around. The last photo depicts a crowd of them staring at a deer dying of severe burns.


2. DOG.mp4 - A recording taken from a camera monitor installed in a baby's room. In the first three minutes, a large dark shape can be seen stumbling aimlessly around the room. At the 3:11 mark, the figure flips the light switch on, revealing it to be a large stuffed German Shepard standing on its hind legs. It walks out of the room as the baby starts to cry. 14 seconds later, the video ends.


3. The Art of the Scare - A 12 minute "audiovisual collage" of scenes from various movies, shows, video games, and music videos, originally aired at Cornish College Of The Arts at Seattle. The various clips shown focus on frightening scenes, both inside and outside the horror genre. Those who view the whole video develop moderate to severe HPPD within 90 days, even if they have no history of hallucinogen use.


4. Larks' Tongues In Aspic VI - The sixth part of the Larks' Tongues in Aspic series of songs by King Crimson. This song is by far the longest in the series, at 20 minutes, and incorporates elements of ambient and harsh noise. The final section, subtitled Woke From The Dream, contains references to the War on Terror and Coronavirus pandemic, as well as several future events including genocides in Ukraine, ecological disasters across North Africa, and "blood washing the Chicago gutters".


5.  LuminiferousLou - A Youtube channel run by a man known only as Lou, dedicated to chemistry. Past videos include him successfully recreating things such as Greek Fire, Pholgiston, and Luminiferous Aether. His current series is about applying the stages of Nigredo, Albedo, Citrinitas, and Rubedo on different objects in order to find which one would produce a Philosopher's Stone.


6. Can You See Them Shine? - A small self-help book produced by a New Age group called The Brothers and Sisters of Light. Detailed with are various fasting and mediation exercises designed to "open the third eye to They Within The Waves". At the back of the book is an advertisement for a commune in Arizona, with several pictures of a stone obelisk having bright lights shone on it.


7. Jellyfish Dive - This video was taken by a remote submarine put into Jellyfish Lake in Palau, with the purpose of investigating the lake's bottom. Footage shows that the lake does not end at 100 ft feet as it should but instead extends into more open water. The jellyfish also get larger as the sub descends; by 650 ft, the water is populated by Lion's Mane Jellyfish. At 800 ft, shortly before ascending, the camera catches a glimpse of a massive shape moving deep below, estimated to be around 120 ft long.


8. Daddy-Duaghter-Fun-Time - Footage originally posted on Pornhub, before being uploaded to various video streaming sites. Over the course of half an hour, a man uses various saws, clippers, and other tools to dismember a sex doll. He refers to it as his daughter, and explains that he's doing it to please "the Indian spirits... in the internet dark web communities". After finishing the deconstruction, he gathers them up and brings them to a closet filled with dozens of other dismembered parts.


9.  GhostAnon - A regular poster on various boards of 4chan. Said user repeatedly complains about seeing ghosts out on the streets, inserting these rants into otherwise normal comments. Videos posted by them most often show the insides of an abandoned house, with dark shadows wandering through, making garbled noises and holding various objects. Whenever the poster tries to communicate, the sound of wind distorts all other audio, and the shadows seem to cower or flee.


10. Break All Chains - An essay formerly posted on several leftist websites, before being taken down, and now only being circulated by screenshots. The essay tells that all laws, including physical, are meant to restrain and imprison people, and by collective thinking, people can break those laws and impose a "new, better, more radical reality" in their area. Since its release, leftists communities that study and discuss this text often has its members experience glossolalia and spontaneous combustion.

Creepy fucker

  

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